Diary of a Girl-Next-Door Heavy Metal Novelist

June 25, 2003

So much to do. So little time
before November 1. I called the copyright lawyer I couldn't seem to reach a couple weeks ago and explained my need for KISS music. She's going to try to hook me up with someone with expertise in that area. I also spoke to my friend, the fabulous musician Damion Wolfe, tonight about possibly rerecording one of the soundtrack songs. I think he could do a dead-on version and cut at least one of the songs' copyright costs by a lot. I like this idea even better than using the original. It's more personal and I'd love to give him the exposure. The song he would do is one that people will comment on when they see the movie.

Tomorrow, I'm going to do a small feature called "Why My Friend Mike Horn Is Better than Former KISS Guitarist Bruce Kulick." Bruce, I dig you, but Mike Horn has all the goods.

June 26, 2003

Former KISS member Bruce Kulick v. My friend, Mike Horn


Photo by Leathur Wench Rokk

Bruce: Plays hot guitar licks
Mike: Places hot links on websites

Bruce: Not a great singer
Mike: Encourages me (not a great singer) to perform at karaoke

Bruce: Caught with me in a hot-date looking photo
Mike:Caught with me in a hot day photo

Bruce: Probably got laid a lot on the road and relaid when he toured again
Mike: Participates in Relay for Life to raise money for cancer research

Bruce: Paid his dues as a musician when he played for Meatloaf
Mike: Paid for my meal last night when I didn't have any cash at Waffle House

Bruce: Hot in an unassuming way
Mike: Cool in an unassuming way

Bruce: Love him
Mike: Luh-uh-uh-ve him

June 27, 2003
After my new weekly ritual of karaoke, last night, I came home and went to bed. Unfortunately, my caffeine intake, coupled with my guilt over not having done enough KISSfiction work for the day, prevented sleep. The monkeys divebombing my brain needed some direction. First, I came up with an ingenius yet realistic idea for recording at least some of the KISS music we need for the documentary in order to save literally thousands of dollars in copyright expenses. I fired up my computer, did a bit of research, and put my plan into action around 2:30 a.m. By 3:00, my mind had turned to promotional ideas. I'd received an agent rejection yesterday, and I was starting to get down on my talent and (worse) myself. I am convinced that the documentary and other self-promotion will naturally lead to a book deal, but I think I need help spreading the word. At 3:15, I was back on my computer writing an email to my friend Heidi. She's been wanting to get together to brainstorm promotional ideas just for fun. The hell with fun. She should be my publicist! With her background in managing a band and her take-charge attitude, she'd be perfect. And we have completely different taste in men, so when we party with KISS we'll never have to fight over who gets whom. Tonight, we met at a biker bar so I could give her a manuscript and figure out if we shared a common vision. I think the world - starting with the Baltimore KISS Expo - had better hold onto its seat. Does this partnership have destiny written all over it or what?

I saw the sun make its first appearance at 5:00 a.m. while I was still mulling over ideas for KISSfiction's triumphant victory. Tonight, I'll hit the sack by 1:00 a.m. with a clear conscience.

June 28, 2003
The word of the day is empowerment. I was all over it. Who needs a copyright attorney who doesn't return calls? Not this woman. I took my copyright book to lunch with me and reread all the chapters about music and film. Do you know what a videogram license is? What about synchronization rights? I do, and I know I need one and not the other. I'm also quite familiar with the name Harry Fox. Hah! I'm ready to face the music (industry).

After that bit of business, I domesticized. I bought a bunch of space saver stuff, some electrical gadgets, and equipment to fix my running toilets. Back at the condo, I started with the finishing touches on my master bedroom closet. In the course of organizing, I found a pair of black stilettos that I thought might look good with my movie premiere dress, so I tried them on. I finished up the closet, then installed a new electrical socket next to my bed, put together multiple sets of shelves, and commenced work on the commodes - all while wearing the high heels. I certainly wasn't going to let last week's pedicure go to waste.

I am woman.

June 29, 2003
It could be said that knowing when to ask for help can be empowering. I'm not a huge fan, but I will admit that I could use a cordless drill, some upper body strength and a foot massage to complete my domestic goddess work. Gene? Paul? Anyone? Seriously - how cool would it be to see the demon turning the stubborn valves on my toilets? His heroics would be an excellent P.R. move for the band.

I have a list of publishing companies I'm going to start calling tomorrow about music/movie rights, and I made a date to have lunch with Mr. Damion Wolfe to discuss his possible soundtrack contribution. I feel the time ticking away too fast for the documentary premiere.

I booked my hotel room for the August 6 date with destiny. I still don't have a set script for what I'll say when I have my "KISS Experience", but maybe that's good. If all else fails, I'll show them my... Um, yeah. That's not gonna happen.

June 30, 2003
I don't need no stinkin' lawyer. I've sent off one licensing form and typed up another. The publishing people I talked to on the phone today were nice. I hope they're generous, too.

More ideas for the premiere: Aunt Paula writes mystery stories, and she created a signature character named Tootsie Chase (great name, yes?). The muse bit her big-time, and she's planning to write a mystery to go along with the docu-premiere. It will have intrigue, suspense and -if you know Aunt Paula - an edge of rock 'n' roll. She thinks she may be able to make it available online as soon as August. I smell a contest!

And another idea: Heidi and I talked about setting up an exhibit table at the Baltimore KISS Expo and perhaps giving free KISSfiction doodads. Unfortunately, doodads cost money, and I feel like a cash sieve lately. Today, Aunt Paula asked me to recommend a hotel for November 1, and when I realized I should put some hotel links on my website...$$$!!!. Motel 6, if you want me to leave a link on for ya, you'll have to cough up a few bucks for KISSfiction post-it notes. Gene $immon$ would be proud of his protege. (continue)

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